September 2009
4 posts
Frankie talking about his teacher: “Of course she’s smart! She’s a teacher. She has to be smart.”
Sep 10th
I still have some sand in my flip flops. Can I pretend it’s still summer? Just for a little bit longer?
Sep 9th
No shower happy hour at the Springfield Inn. I really need a shower.
Sep 6th
Mmmmmmm… She-crab soup…
Sep 2nd
August 2009
7 posts
Just left the Camden aquarium. They have two big, smelly hippopotamusses. The rest of the place was awful, but they made up for it.
Aug 28th
WTF, twcable? All my channels are switched around an nobody told my TiVo. I can’t find CNN.
Aug 19th
Apparently, I’m not allowed to dance with my son, stand next to him while he’s dancing, or even watch him dance from afar. I’m so not cool.
Aug 16th
Niagra falls! Step by step. Slowly I turn.
Aug 15th
The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom is big.
Aug 13th
I thought little boys were supposed to be able to pee in a bottle when on long car trips! Sorry, again Robin.
Aug 3rd
Frankie’s been working on his swing. Today he hit the wiffle ball so hard he gave me a fat lip.
Aug 2nd
Dominating “Kade-style” in philly.
Aug 1st
July 2009
13 posts
Frank and I are on our way to Citifield. Go Mets!
Jul 30th
I really have to do some laundry. Is it bad that I sent my kid to school in freshly made cut-offs ‘cause I couldn’t find any shorts?
Jul 28th
My cab driver is listening to, not watching, an episode of Seinfeld. One of the ones about Festivus.
Jul 26th
Thinkin’ about going to the highline today.
Jul 25th
I’m at a USA v. Panama soccer game with Frank. Can’t answer any of his questions, because I don’t know anything about soccer.
Jul 19th
Summer Friday, breakfast on the deck in Springfield, Wawa coffee, wish it could be like this all summer.
Jul 17th
Obama needs to trade in the “dungarees” for some jeans.
Jul 15th
Waitin’ for Wose…
Jul 11th
Twitter, tweet, twits. It’s amazing me just how much time media companies (or the one I work for at least) spend talking about this.
Jul 8th
Happy birthday nation! Frank and I are already celebrating with the history channel. Now i just need to find a tri-corner hat.
Jul 4th
Heading to IKEA with Mitch and Frank. If no one hears from us in a couple of hours, assume the worst.
Jul 3rd
I feel that I need to somehow document to the internet that I’m at work a whole hour early today. It’s usually the other way around.
Jul 1st
June 2009
5 posts
It figures. I’m in my way to the movies and the sun is coming out.
Jun 22nd
Went to frankie’s baseball carnival in rubber boots and a raincoat. When does summer start?
Jun 21st
Thought I would be all sneaky at get the new phone at an AT&T store. Sold out. I guess I’m heading to the big apple cube later.
Jun 19th
So I ordered the iphone 3Gs (for speeeeeed) to be “picked up” from a “concierge” at the “store”. What are the chances they’ll run out?
Jun 10th
What kind of waiting room doesn’t have magazines?!?!?
Jun 4th
May 2009
15 posts
Going to see UP! There’s a talking dog!!!!!
May 30th
Shufflin’ off to Buffalo.
May 23rd
there are so many f’in mosquitos in my house!!!! I’m single-handedly supporting the DEET and calamine lotion industry.
May 21st
I’m being VERY careful on the staircase down from Kelly’s roof.
May 16th
Day 2 of jury duty. Day 1 of my foremanship. I will try to be a benevolent leader.
May 15th
Frankie is making up songs using snippits of dialogue from Oprah. He’s been sick for two days and I think cabin fever is setting in.
May 15th
Just passed Sesame Street filming on Houston. At least I think it was Sessme Street. There was a Telly Monster.
May 14th
Jury duty is actually bearable with wifi access and the laptop. Of course, it’s only been an hour and a half so far. I could change my mind.
May 14th
In a hallway outside the courtroom. If the lawyers arguing next to me are any indication, it’s a landlord/tenent case. I’m clearly biased.
May 14th
Crap! What are the odds on the same person forced to be foreman on a jury for essentially the same case twice in a 7 year period?
May 14th
Frankie tells me “That’s the tough thing about work. You do it, but you want to just relax. And play with your child.”
May 13th
Must be graduation day at NYU, I saw a bunch of people with purple robes on the subway. Either that or a pep rally at Hufflepuff.
May 12th
Dinner at Taco Taco with my 5 year-old started to seem like a bad idea as the place filled up and the margarita kicked in. Glad to be home.
May 6th
Gotta love that baseball practice is still on in the rain. Achooo!
May 3rd
Finally had my first shake shack burger. It doesn’t hold a candle to Charlie’s. Same for the B&W shake.
May 2nd
April 2009
6 posts
Now that we’re at “Pandemic” level 5 - what do you think the over/under is on my dad calling to tell me not to use the subway?
Apr 30th
My new “pear” scented deodorant actually smells like “blue cheese”.
Apr 19th
Church is so much more enjoyable with an iPhone and decent cell signal
Apr 12th
I love lazy mornings down the shore. Even when it’s raining.
Apr 11th
At niagra. But it’s too early for dancing.
Apr 4th
I gave a presentation about Viagra this morning and now I’m working on a report for HUMMER. My work life is one giant dick joke.
Apr 2nd